03/11/2025 08:13:16
Rolt Heights

Carl Pilkington Fay Finch Zomies Must Win Ed Zeplin angly168 ...
2 zombies
You are Hell's Belles. You have 60 Hit Points and 932 Experience Points. You have 27 Action Points remaining.
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You are inside the Burchell Arms, an abandoned pub. The building has been very strongly barricaded. There is a crowd of 61 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.53 MHz. Red, green and white Christmas lights decorate the room. The bar has been decorated with a stuffed moose head, five European paintings, a stuffed lion head, a stuffed tiger head and two stuffed monkeys.

Somebody has spraypainted Gather here: https://discord.gg/GHwWFRKHqJ onto a wall.

There are two zombies here. You recognise Graan Zanz and IBDead2U.

Since your last turn:

  • calrick said "I’ve been playing on and off since 2008. This was the first time I went to a museum to get a stuff animal. Turns out it’s full here so I put it in the station next door." (5 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • Mark Ryerson said "Thanks for the drinks. I'm going to wander back to Rhodenbank." (5 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • Mark Ryerson said "Well wishes to you and yours in the final dayz." (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • The Bad said "An ol' Caiger Mall regular here, got a right cozy place here in Burchell" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • little brown girl said "I enjoyed every moment killing every single one of you guys for the better part of almost a decade." (4 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • little brown girl said "Where are the Autobots? :" (4 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • little brown girl said "Hopefully this game will be back once the UK gets over itself." (4 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "!z z!z za raah mrh?..Ahrh!z z!z m!azma?" (3 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Gah!nna ranzrh!!b, nah azgab gram rah-arab!" (3 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Abban gaarh z!! Bahz, ga!z azza zgah ahn z!!" (3 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mah am hra baarh man, mah narz nah z!mbaz!h" (3 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "B!gazz ahm nah harh gam, nah harh gah, nah b!g h!gh, nah b!g nah h!gh" (3 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "An! Raa zah brh!!z gaaz, nah nah rarrh! Mazzah... Ah mah, ah mah" (3 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mammah! Mah zambah hab g!az nah mrh ah harman!" (3 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ram hra gan aga!nz h!z bra!n, bang-bang harman, narh h!m zambah" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mamma, ah haz g!az?rh!z" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Bah rah nah mrh na-ahnna zmazh na-ahnna!" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mamma, ah-ah-ah-ah, nah haz ganna magga gra!" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Rh mah nah haarh z!z barn zamarrah" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Garrah ahn, garrah ahn, ahz !b nazz!ng rarrah hab m!!hn!ng." (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Gangbang, ragnaragh h!z mabban" (3 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Maagz zh!zzarz..!n mah zbh!n, gargazz agh!ng arrah n!gh" (3 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ba! Ba! Ahh mah gang, mah zambah haz gabba gah" (3 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ganna ba ba mah gang!n grab haz barhaha" (3 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mamaaaaaaa!!! Rarrgh-hargh-haaaaarhh!! An!harh za braaz ramz" (3 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "!z nah habganna rabhabh" (3 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ah zambharz habganna ah nabbarh hab b!n mrh abbarh." (3 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said " Mah zb!h hra m!n! Z!hrarabba ahrarh man" (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • A zombie said "Zrhramrrrrh zrhramrrrrh zaa mah grab ah ambanghah" (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
  • A zombie said "B!g zga! Graagh ahn b!g zga! Brh!ghnazz, barrah barrah ma!g mah zambah zga!rz!" (exactly 3 hours ago)
  • A zombie said "Gahhahra gahhahra gahhahra gahhahra. Gahhahra hagrah mahh!z!rhhhhhhhhh..." (exactly 3 hours ago)
  • A zombie said "Mah..!z hra zambah, harmanz nah hag mah" (exactly 3 hours ago)
  • A zombie said "H!!z hra zambah, h!z gang nah hab annah mannaz" (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Zbarh h!m h!z mrh? Hram z!z hangrah zamb!!" (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "B!zm!rrah!! Nah, mah gang gabz zhambarh nah!" (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "H! Maz zhambarh! B!zm!rrah! H! Nah ganna zhambarh!" (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ah ah ah ah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah" (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ah mamma m!hra mamma m!hra mamma m!hra hab mah gah" (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Baarzabaab haz ah bag man ahn zah bagg barnarh ah mah zambah, ah mah zambah, ah mah zambah" (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said " Bra!ngab ganna ma!m mah anh zb!h !n mah !" (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Bra!ngab ganna hag mah ahn brang mah zah mrhbarn?" (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ahh babah! Nah b harm!ng mah, babah!" (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said " Aaaahhh mmmmm aaaaahhh mmmmm" (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Nazz!ng!z!mbarbanb, an!han gan z" (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Nazz!ng!z!mbarbanb ba mahhhhh" (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "An! Raa za brh!!z gaaz..." (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Zah, mah hra!nz, haz b!!n Bah!hm!an Rabzazz!h, barh gaarh rh!zzan!ng bra!zharh. Mah zambah haarh zamarrah. Ramambarh zah g!b z!b zah gaarh zarrbarz. Gaa b!!n ah rabbrh!h azz!anz." (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "What a wondrous sentiment, a gangbang for armageddon is, indeed, upon us... Well I for one am happy to share my banana manbag with you all. [[displays]] there. what do you think? Should I have it over one shoulder, or gripped firmly at my side?" (2 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "We men, with our pockets, our wallets and other things we can stuff things in. Things that tinkle, things that bulge. Why don't we embrace the banana manbag? The cut of our gib can be unsullied, can lie flat and smooth and true, and all it will take..." (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "Is for you to all gather round and see! See my banana manbag, on display here at Burchell Arms fashion week. Our spring-summer collection! Gasp as I stumble down the run-way, mincing, desperate for another bevvy. My banana manbag swaying hypnotically." (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "Watch out it doesn't knock over your pint, madam, as you gape - agog no less - at my beautifully smooth banana manbag - friskily free and wonder! What a banana manbag would be like for you, madam! If only your own measly pockets could be upgraded..." (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "That's even if you have one! Your envy becoming too much! You must touch it! Feel its leathery wonder, and soak it all in. Your own bag, spurned, on the floor, in a puddle of something Sante left there a few years ago." (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "GAZE UPON MY BANANA MANBAG AND TREMBLE. FOR I AM BECOME MANBAG. THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS." (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "{{Sits, spent, clutching his banana manbag gingerly}}" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "Ah, apologies, I'm not as young as once I was, and am probably in need of a snifter if someone would be so kind." (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ah, mah zambah nah z!!z zah g!hn ahb barz!h z!z !z. BANANARAMA! Nah. Nabbarh m!nz. Z!z banana haz !z bazz !z zarrh bah za!z." (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • canopener broadcast "any RHVP come to Burchell Arms for the last party" from here, on 27.53 MHz. (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • Meases said "Hiya everybody! Life goal accomplished. Finally in the beautiful Burchell Arms 💜" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "Measez, meetz Zanz and IB, our two resident zeds here for love n'affection." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
  • Mister Anonymous broadcast "welcome one, welcome all! We have drinks, we have zeds, we h" from here, on 27.53 MHz. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
  • ewefluffypup said "That was very emotional Rocky, I can feel a tear on my cheek...well I hope it's a tear..." (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
  • canopener said "any alts want a party on the other side of town joni us at Edmund Hospital in north Griggs" (54 minutes ago)
  • canopener said "no booze but some leftover drugs :)" (53 minutes ago)
  • Robert Sands said "I NEED A BEER TO CRY IN" (4 minutes ago)

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