Since your last turn:

• Eddie Scrimger stood up. (15 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "Woah. A standing revive. That’s rare." (15 hours and 1 minute ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "My thanks, Skip." (15 hours and 1 minute ago)
• Banokles said "I think a farewell parody song is in order. Any fans of the Clash?" (14 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Malton calling to the faraway towns Now end is declared and the cades come down Malton calling to the RRF Come out of the Blackmore, ya boys and girls" (14 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Malton calling, now don't look to us Boney Zombiemania has bitten the dust Malton calling, see we ain't got no swing Except for the ring of that Necrotech thing" (14 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "The Big Bash is comin', the DEM's zoomin' in Red Rum expected, the brainz growin' thin Players stop runnin', but I have no fear 'Cause Malton is stoppin' and I live by the Ridleybank" (14 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Malton calling to the dead man zone Forget the repair, and don’t go alone Malton calling to the zombies of death Take the revive, draw another breath" (14 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Malton calling and I don't wanna shout But while we were talking, I dumped the bodies out Malton calling, see we ain't got to hide Break down the ‘cades, lets go out with pride" (14 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "The Fortress comin', Knights Templar zoomin' in Barhah stop runnin', the brainz growin' thin 404 error, but I have no fear 'Cause Malton is stoppin' and I, I live by the Ridleybank" (14 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "The PKers comin', the hordes zoomin' in Survivors stop runnin', the brainz growin' thin A Kevin error, but I have no fear 'Cause Malton is stoppin' and I, I live by the Ridleybank" (14 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Mrh,mrh, mrh, mrh mrh, mrh, mrh Now get this (Malton calling) Yes, I played there, too And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true (Malton calling) At the siege of the Mall" (14 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Thank you for playing, won't you give me a revive? (Malton calling) I never felt so much alive, undead, alive" (14 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Stella Lockheart rose from the dead as a zombie. (14 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrrrrrrh!" (14 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a bellow from somewhere close by." (14 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 12 blocks to the south. (14 hours and 14 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
• A zombie said "Mrh, mah hranz. Mah harman maz baan..azg zah zbaag!ng. Mah harman haz ah zbaagh." (14 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• Marcel Swann said "The Rangers were always a mobile group, so all of Malton is my home. Quartly Library is as fine a place to great the end as any I can think of." (14 hours and 1 minute ago)
• A zombie killed YuriRuler90. (13 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (13 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Skip Jones. (13 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (13 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Bo Peep stood up. (13 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones rose from the dead as a zombie. (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Grrrrng rrh zrmbrrh" (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Rh am rh rnrh" (13 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Rh rrh. Zambah gangbang banana na mah ham hamanz" (13 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (13 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh? Mah harman haz ah zbaagh." (13 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Hag zambah!" (13 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah ahzhahn..." (13 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah z!ah," (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah ahzhahn..." (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah!" (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Brahng bahg, brahng bahg, agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah, bah mah!" (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Brahng bahg, brahng bahg, agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah!" (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at the ceiling. (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in Maiden Auto Repair. (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the south. (13 hours and 2 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
• The lights came on inside Maiden Auto Repair. (12 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• elgala revivified a zombie. (exactly 12 hours ago)
• A small feral cat said "Room for one more?" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Sir Fred of Etruria rose from the dead as a zombie. (11 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mah M!rgzhahg brangz arrh zah brahz ah zah!arh" (11 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Anb zahrh rh!gh!z baggah zahn!arz" (11 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Bamn rh!gh..!z baggah zahn!arz" (11 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• A zombie said ".!.. Gahn b!!gh zah bab.!.b haabba zharg" (11 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mah M!rgzhahg brangz arrh zah brahz ah zah..!arh" (11 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Anb zahrh rh!gh..!z baggah zahn..!arz" (11 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Bamn rh!gh..!z baggah zahn..!arz" (11 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• A zombie said ".!.. Gahn b!!gh zah bab.!.b haabba zharg" (11 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at the ceiling. (11 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured down at the ground. (11 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 8 blocks to the south. (11 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired in this block. (11 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Grh." (10 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• Babsalom said "Hi everyone" (10 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (10 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (10 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Nahmz Nahmz Harmanz!" (10 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• elgala revivified a zombie. (9 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (9 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (9 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (9 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged fluffy pink unicorn out into the street. (9 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (9 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Marcel Swann revivified a zombie. (9 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones stood up. (8 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Oof. I always get such a headache. Thanks for the revive, elgala. As for you zombie boys, funs fun, but everytime you knock me down I miss the lecture! And I was really invested in it." (8 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Whatever it was." (8 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Now, settle down and put your ears on. In some cases, literally. I see you chewing on your earlobe, Goreguzzle! You reattach that this second! It isn't hygenic." (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Pay attention and maybe you'll learn something." (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Rm arrng rh barh brrah." (8 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "What's that Goreguzzle? Your name is barh brrah... Barbara? Nice to meet you Barbara." (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• JarperToo healed you for 10 HP. (8 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 rose from the dead as a zombie. (8 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (8 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (8 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud bellowing from very close by. (8 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (8 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "GRAAAAAAAGH. Gragagragagarg." (8 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• JerzyJJ revivified a zombie. (8 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• BIackWidow installed a cubist sculpture in the building. (8 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud bellowing from very close by. (7 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Grrbrh, hra!" (7 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (7 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Tamara Devereux rose from the dead as a zombie. (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "MrrB!h HARMANZ ARh BANANAZ. ZAh MrZH BH!RaZaBH!GAh MrZ!NGZ. M!h BRA!NZ Hhrzz" (7 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Ah, thank you Jarper and Marcel. I'm feeling much better and I look forward to a long and happy life." (6 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Hrg! Hrg rrh rrrrnrh!" (6 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Yes, I see, Wee One. And then what happened?" (6 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Ishmael7 said "Wow we're near the end now. Just want to say it's been a blast. Love you all, and hope to see you again sometime in another world! :')" (5 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "There are no other worlds. Only Malton." (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Oh, look! A small feral cat. C'mere kitty." (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "This cat is surprisingly skilled with firearms." (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• A small feral cat said "*preens smugly.*" (5 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Marcel Swann said "*pets the kitty* come back tomorrow and I'll give you a can of tuna, little one" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (5 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Emoch Noh said "I’m going to sleep now and considering the number of zombies inside and outside the building, it seems unlikely I will be waking up again." (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• Emoch Noh said "I’ve read some good books, listened to some entertaining conversations and I’m glad to have spent my final days here." (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• Emoch Noh said "Thank you all for keeping me company in the last days of this great city." (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• JerzyJJ said "If anybody needs needle in their heart, speak up with Mrh? and I will get to it after a ~8h nap - IF I will wake up from it, of course." (4 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "AAAAAA" (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• JerzyJJ said "*takes one last shot of gutrotter, or w/e that substance was called, pet the feral cat, and lay down, covering himself with unfolded map of Malton as a sheet*" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• JerzyJJ revivified a zombie. (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• A small feral cat said "*butts head again Marcel Swann's shin and purrs in anticipation.*" (4 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh aga!n" (4 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• Marcel Swann revivified a zombie. (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• Gore Girl began to rebuild the barricades, using some freestanding shelves. (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "I think I'd like to offer my body to Goreguzzle and accordionhero when the inevitable happens. And then, whatever they can't finish, go ahead and have at it the rest of you. But please form an orderly queue. I'd hate for the feast to be disorderly." (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "I wish old Sir Fred would stand up one more time. Come on, Fred. You can do it. Give us a final lecture, eh?" (4 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• Sir Fred of Etruria stood up. (exactly 4 hours ago)
• the Cannibal King said "Yum!" (3 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• Kain Markko said "Goodbye everyone !" (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• Babsalom said "Hi everyone" (3 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• Kuixy said "PARTY TIME!!!!!!!" (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Kuixy said "We're all here, to watch the end of the world come, as the nukes fall and we're wiped off this map. But that doesn't mean we can't party 'til we drop! Let's goooooo!!!!!!!!!!" (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• DJSpinbad said "Well fuck. Unintentional zerging cause I idled out like right next door. Whelp." (3 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• DJSpinbad said "What are they gonna do? Ban me?" (3 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (3 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Z!gh, rnz!" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at the survivors. (3 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Banana gang" (3 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• Cain Cohen said "I'm gonna head back home, guys. Can't imagine posting anywhere but St. E's when the lights go out. Stay beautiful, y'all. 😎🚬👉" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Lord Wulfgar said "Some rather rude zombie friends here at the end, appreciate the care Marcel" (2 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• Lord Wulfgar said "All of Malton was indeed the home of the Rangers, but the Quartly was a special part of it. Many places hold memories, and this is a fine place to make the very last ones." (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Sir Fred! It's an End of the World miracle!" (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "And hello, new talkative zombie." (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
• Thaddeus Grundel rose from the dead as a zombie. (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured to Quartly Library. (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at the ceiling. (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at Faceless Bureaucrat. (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Hra mrh rarh?" (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
• A zombie fed on a corpse. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured to wasteland. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
• Babsalom said "Hi everyone" (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Ram za G!ngarbragragh manz gah zha" (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
• Irrelevant Name stood up. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
• Irrelevant Name said "A tragedy, the end of Urban Dead" (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
• Babsalom said "I only started playing this game less than a week ago, but I am glad I had the chance to experience it. Hopefully, someone can find a way to revive it in the future." (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
• A small feral cat revivified a zombie. (exactly 1 hour ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (55 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Welcome, Babsalom. What's your favorite part about this particular apocalypse?" (51 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Don't hold anything back! No sense in dawdling now." (51 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (49 minutes ago) ...and again.
• Babsalom said "I only started playing this game less than a week ago, but I am glad I had the chance to experience it. Hopefully, someone can find a way to revive it in the future." (31 minutes ago)
• Babsalom said "I suppose I like the way that community can add quite a lot of depth to a simple game." (27 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 stood up. (25 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "So, it's come down to this. The last login." (25 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "If you're curious for the future, Jorm is trying to get a framework together to start up another game like UD, on his new Diceweaver Basalt platform." (24 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "If y'all wanna stay in touch, the UD reunion discord is bumping." (23 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "https://discord.gg/CNgDmWzY" (23 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "God speed all you beautiful people, and thanks for making this a treasured part of my teenage years. 2005 was so very long ago." (22 minutes ago)
• Babsalom said "I suppose I like the way that community can add quite a lot of depth to a simple game." (21 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "*whispers* Psst, Babsalom... when you refresh after talking it makes you repeat yourself." (14 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Thanks everyone for being here. Well, not everyone... *her voice takes on a menacing tone* you know who you are." (11 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at A small feral cat. (9 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Hrh mrh!" (9 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (9 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "I don't have any long speeches or lectures to make, and I haven't been able to even respond much to all that's been said recently. I wish I could have." (8 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Oh, sorry Mr. Grundel. Hold still..." (7 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony revivified a zombie. (7 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired in this block. (7 minutes ago)
• Babsalom said "I suppose I like the way that community can add quite a lot of depth to a simple game." (6 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "So, no long speeches from me, but I do have a poem to share. I wrote a different version of it about a year ago, but I just revised it for the... new circumstances in which we find ourselves." (4 minutes ago)
• Babsalom said "Thanks for the advice Sweet Irony. I thought refreshing could cause issue like that. I don't know how else to read what people have said recently." (4 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "In death, the city stirs... but not for long." (4 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "For time grows short for all of us, my friend." (4 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Survivors gather and the undead throng," (4 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "But all alike will vanish in The End." (4 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "So come and tell me, what did all this mean?" (3 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Was all we built here nothing but a lie?" (3 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Oh, it was always just dots on a screen -" (3 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "I knew it, and you knew as well as I." (3 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "But though inconsequential it may seem," (3 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Tell me, friend whose name I never knew," (3 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Though this false world was no more than a dream," (3 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Did you, like me, find here much that was True?" (3 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "To all who walked this shadow place -" (2 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "This heaven, this hell -" (2 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "*claps*" (2 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "Though you return and search, yet nothing find," (2 minutes ago)
• Mae said "After almost two decades we can finally rest now. . Good bye all. On to the next adventure wherever that may be." (2 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "If you now hear these words, remember well" (2 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "All we found here," (2 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "And all we leave behind." (2 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "*laughs* You can clap now, Yuri!" (1 minute ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "*claps again*" (53 seconds ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "Until next game ladies and gents." (25 seconds ago)

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