03/10/2025 20:47:40
Rolt Heights

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2 zombies
You are Hell's Belles. You have 60 Hit Points and 922 Experience Points. You have 32 Action Points remaining.
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You are inside the Burchell Arms, an abandoned pub. The building has been heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 57 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.53 MHz. Red, green and white Christmas lights decorate the room. The bar has been decorated with a stuffed moose head, five European paintings, a stuffed lion head, a stuffed tiger head and two stuffed monkeys.

Somebody has spraypainted Gather here: https://discord.gg/GHwWFRKHqJ onto a wall.

There are two zombies here. You recognise Graan Zanz and IBDead2U.

Since your last turn:

  • Clay Morrow said "It's almost over...:'(" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • Clay Morrow said "You know how long it's been since I saw the list names button. I forgot it existed." (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • Clay Morrow said "my last refill...." (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • Clay Morrow refuelled the generator. (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Zzab bazzh!ng mah zambah m!z zah naazbabbarh. Mah zambah !z hra!nz, nah? G!b hagz. !b gaa nah haz hagz, g!b bra!nbargarz. !hb gaa haz nah bra!nbargarz, g!b ah nammah zram ahb zgagh ahn za!h Zraanzhah! Hab ah zgagh ahn mah zambah. Bazzamz ahb!" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "M!z razz ahb zgagh, !!ban mah razzan zambah gargaz zarrz zah b!!h azzragz!b." (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Hrangh Harrarz, zaz zambazz!h n!!z ah hag? Zambah g!zzaz?" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • ewefluffypup said "Hi Graan!!!" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "Hello Zed chums! Nice to have you here for our end of the world spectacular. Yes, I shall be bedecking myself in frills, glitter and sheer gossamer silks, and I shall be doing my famous belly dance." (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Rockefella Plaza said "It's where you slap it, and it wobbles by itself. All to usher in the end of days. No-one will want to see anything else for the rest of their (un)lives." (2 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • superconnorman said "I was told we should come here and hang out!" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "BARN MAH!-BAHHZ" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Z!z man haz rh!zz" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at Rockefella Plaza. (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Z!z man ganna hab mah gang AZGA!B Marzan?" (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at Officer Sheaffer. (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "Indeed Zanz, we may yet escape Malton if the prophecy is true and not merely the ramblings of a drunk." (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "It's hard to say, as the literature in the Book of Burch is famously hard to properly interpret. One such rule states, A swimming pool of beer, or a beer sized swimming pool. The same logic extends to this tunnel... is it an allegory for escaping" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "Malton by drinking? Or by drinking, will the escape be revealed? It's very esoteric. One must be drunk to know the answer. The ritual begins with cognac, of all things." (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "I imagine this is because only a disciple of alcohol would know what to do with it." (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
  • 27.53 MHz: "Zombras pub, acourt arms signing off. God speed." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "Will those be hra!nz!b hagz from the zambhaz? (I could do with a hug, acctually)" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
  • 27.53 MHz: "n⎠gger n⎠gger n⎠gger" (1 hour and 12 minutes ago)
  • 27.53 MHz: "n⎠gger n⎠gger n⎠gger n⎠gger n⎠gger n⎠gger" (1 hour and 12 minutes ago)
  • 27.53 MHz: " n⎠gger n⎠gger n⎠gger" (1 hour and 12 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Ghrh!z Brh!!narh, gah habganna b!!h haggz? Mah zambah gan hag, bah !h m!gh z!ng ah b!hz." (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
  • Nick Self broadcast "Present thy self within the arc of my newspaper slap." from here, on 27.53 MHz. (33 minutes ago)
  • Nick Self broadcast "You racialist!" from here, on 27.53 MHz. (33 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "Doesn't matter if it stings a little. No worse than the dabo girls I imagine" (30 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "!nzarbaz, abaraz!anz, naz agzazz, Zhannan N!z!?" (29 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "Ah, za Gr!z Brannar! ;)" (28 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "An Garg!" (22 minutes ago)

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