Since your last turn:

• fluffy pink unicorn said "*chuckles darkly at Murray Jay Suskind before slobbering on the zombie*" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Official response to Von Luthius et al; RE: Barricade Compliance Discrepancy; 
CLASSIFICATION: Severely Disappointed" (48 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Attention Quartly Library staff and associated Study Group participants. This is The Auditor acknowledging your communication with the utmost bureaucratic gravity." (47 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "As representatives of the literary cataloguing profession, I must express profound dismay at your cavalier attitude toward proper documentation protocols. Librarians, of all people, should recognise the sacred nature of systematic filing procedures." (47 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Your admission of wilful non-adherence to standardised barricade policies since 2005 has been duly noted on Non-Compliance Form 87D-4, Intentional Regulatory Avoidance by Professional Paper Handlers Who Really Should Know Better." (46 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "It is thoroughly inconsistent that those entrusted with the meticulous organisation of knowledge would display such flagrant disregard for government-mandated barricade specifications." (46 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "One might reasonably expect the Dewey Decimal System to have instilled greater respect for orderly classification." (46 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Regarding your suggested filing location, I must advise that government documentation cannot be stored in facilities featuring: a) American waterfowl, b) recreational water features, c) submersible transport vehicles, or" (45 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "d) suspended keyboard instruments secured by inadequate string apparatus." (45 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Form 62-T, Dangerous Filing Cabinet Environment Assessment, explicitly prohibits the placement of official paperwork in proximity to precariously dangling musical instruments—section 7.3 references explicitly pianos as Category A hazards." (45 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Furthermore, the non-payment of government wages is irrelevant to the matter at hand. Financial Delay Notification Form 944-C clearly states that temporary fiscal interruption does not constitute valid grounds for procedural abandonment" (44 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "or inappropriate document storage." (44 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The National Audit Office hereby issues Official Disappointment Citation #45887 regarding your historically lax barricade protocols and questionable filing suggestions." (44 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said " This citation will be filed appropriately, in a designated government-approved cabinet, absent any suspended instruments." (43 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Please remedy these deficiencies at your earliest convenience, ideally before the extinction event scheduled for this coming Friday (weather permitting)." (43 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "This concludes my official response. A satisfaction survey regarding this interaction will not be provided, as I can already sense your enthusiasm is somewhat lacking." (43 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "With utmost bureaucratic concern, The Auditor, National Audit Office Employee #45622-B" (42 minutes ago)
• Vasario healed you for 10 HP. (20 minutes ago)
• Vasario killed a zombie with a pistol. (20 minutes ago)
• Vasario began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk. (20 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "Praise Knowledge, librarians and guests! It warms my heart to see so many once again gathered around the stacks and enjoying the curated collections. I'm saddened by the barricades but I did see a nazi knocking at the door and we know they don't read." (12 seconds ago)

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