Since your last turn:

• Mik Myers healed you for 10 HP. (3 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
• The lights came on in another corner of the building. (2 days ago) ...and again. (yesterday)
• Thomas Doubt said "Hurrah!'' He staggers inside under the weight of a heavy piece of rolling luggage. ''Friends! Brethren! What happy and pivotal circumstance! I have acquired some ingredients for our final celebration - pilfered from those who need not. And we are in need." (yesterday)
• Thomas Doubt said "Two bottles of dry vermouth, different distillers but ah, what's the fuss? It calls for bourbon, but there's enough scotch in the city to drown us all, so that's what I found - peaty! And aha - benedictine, dusty and unappreciated by the louts housing it." (yesterday)
• Thomas Doubt said "I shall uncover the door to our hidden cellar and retrieve our much treasured cognac, whatever bottles of amaro, and bitters. I think we may have honey stored for a syrup? Call it a Southall Farewell!" (yesterday)
• Kara Nimi refuelled the generator. (yesterday)
• Kara Nimi said "A final moment of Enlightenment as things go dark." (yesterday)
• Ashley Valentine said "Hi, friends! Glad to have made it to the end of the world party. You’re all very dear to me; this has meant a lot." (yesterday)
• Anthony J Rohner said "Appreciate the poke. Good to be here. To a bright future; wherever it may take us." (22 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Brett Sinclair said "Took out some trash...." (20 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Anthony J Rohner said "It's appreciated. We do have some chores to take care of I suppose. *Grabs a broom and starts sweeping*" (19 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• Anthony J Rohner said "Someone want to dust and someone want to follow behind with a mop. Get this place looking sharp for the end of the world party" (19 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• Anthony J Rohner said "Once we're cleaned up I'll open the humidor and make some drinks" (19 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Anthony J Rohner said "Someone wanna run down to the cellar and grab some of our best wine?" (19 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• W H A T said "They don't have wine but they do have some RedRum" (19 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Prima Giedi said "Hello, friends. It is good to be among such fine company at the end of the world." (16 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Ashley Valentine said "I have really enjoyed both our organisations for the fun they’ve brought to Malton. Long may our joint legacy endure. I wonder what comes next, after it all ends." (16 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Letitia said "Thank you, Karen" (15 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• Psychotic Pantomime said "Whoo! I made it! Thanks Ash! 3" (15 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Psychotic Pantomime said "Ive got 2 syringes if anyone needs it before we all die forever" (15 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• W H A T said "If the world is going to end and the Zeds did not kill all the survivors, does this mean everyone wins?" (15 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• Buttle said "praise knowledge" (13 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• Jess Cutter said "*Waves to more people Offering some tea*" (13 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "Ah, Ash, Mike! Thank goodness you're here, it's an emergency.'' He embraces them both, and in a low conspiratorial tone says: ''The scotch isn't working, it's overwhelming the cognac. I need your rum. Yes, that bottle, and that one - just let go -" (13 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "Ah ha!'' He rushes off to the side table, already strewn with dusty bottles. ''One part cognac, rum, and benedictine. Half a part dry vermouth. Two dashes aromatic bitters. Yes, the flavors are all there - spirit forward, complex, sweet but subdued." (13 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "Stir over ice, serve in our *finest* scavenged glassware, garnish with a cocktail cherry and a pearl onion. The Southall Farewell!" (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
• BrotherMcBeaner said "Thomas! What a delightful concoction! A riff on the classic Vieux Carre? Shame we haven't any Peychauds bitters" (12 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Kara Nimi said "Surely the bitterness of the End is enough? A garnish of finality to balance out the years of hard work and progress." (12 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "BM, you know your cocktails - cheers, and Praise Knowledge. Pantomime! Buttle! It's been far too long. Has anyone seen VI? I supposed he might shamble in this vicinity and we might stab him with knives and eventually a needle." (12 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside the Sheppard Building. (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• Anthony J Rohner said "Of course it's spirit forward it's basically ALL SPIRIT so I should think so." (11 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Anthony J Rohner said "I mean hell even bitters are alcoholic" (11 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Sergeant Barnes said "Whats up everyone! Glad to be spending the end of time with all of you! DR wishes he could've made it but there's not enough AP left :C" (11 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• GioV The Highwayman said "Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper?" (10 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• BrotherMcBeaner said "Cheers all, and Praise Knowledge!" (6 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Kara Nimi said "And to you, all my brothers and sisters and siblings in arms. See you on the other side." (6 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Kara Nimi said "It's been a pleasure." (6 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• GioV The Highwayman said "Witness us to Valhalla" (5 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• Ashley Valentine said "Five and a half hours remain… it’s weird, knowing we’re so close to the end. Not an end, like it has been for the last twenty or so years, but the end. Like, this is it. No more revivification, no more getting back up. Heck, no more shambling." (5 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• Ashley Valentine said "This is it. Even the zeds are done for. It has been a real pleasure, ladies and gentlemen. A real pleasure. I love you all; you have been an important part of my life. Let’s celebrate these final six hours together." (5 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• Mike LeGrande said "Couldn't ask for a better end of the world. Nearly twenty years of it. It's been a good run." (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
• Mike LeGrande stabbed you with a knife for 2 damage. (4 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• Ashley Valentine said "This is it. Even the zeds are done for. It has been a real pleasure, ladies and gentlemen. A real pleasure. I love you all; you have been an important part of my life. Let’s celebrate these final six hours together." (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• Kara Nimi said "Anger may in time change to gladness; vexation may be succeeded by content." (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Kara Nimi said "But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come again into being; nor can the dead ever be brought back to life." (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Kara Nimi said "*she seems, beneath the mask, to be smirking*" (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 8 blocks to the south. (3 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• Mike LeGrande said "It's been a wonderful time It is only in Malton that I could have learned who Mike LeGrande really is, what he values, what he loves and what he wants to do. And a large amount of that is stabbing people with this knife." (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Mike LeGrande said "As long as we were here, death was not irreversible and life had exactly the meaning we wanted it to. And in giving it the meaning I wanted it to, I met such wonderful people on the road. I'll never forget my time in Malton. It's been very special to me." (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
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• an abstract painting said "╚════════════════════════════════════════════════╝" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• pravus said "Massive love to you all! Was always a pleasure rolling with the lot of you and I hope you're all doing fabulously!" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
• Ashley Valentine said "If you manage to survive the apocalypse, do come say hello once in a while. https://discord.gg/GVnC4PKV" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
• Ashley Valentine said "This is probably the last time I’ll speak. After this, I’ll find a quiet corner. I’ll sit. I’ll think. I’ll remember. I’ll take a drink of rum — for you, for Malton, for everything we were. It was a good time to be alive. And to be dead. Cel" (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
• Prima Giedi said "I could not ask for better comrades than the ones I have, in these final minutes. Thank you all. It has been my pleasure." (42 minutes ago)
• Anthony J Rohner said "Well friends, I'm here surrounded by allies and long time associates as a sense of sadness but also peace falls over us." (41 minutes ago)
• Anthony J Rohner said "I don't have much to say, only that it has been an absolute priviliege to educate the citizens of this city with you. I do believe we added some brightness to this dreary apocalypse. Praise Knowledge" (40 minutes ago)
• Prima Giedi said "Praise Knowledge, my brother." (37 minutes ago)
• Lord Phrederick said "Ladies and gentlemen, for some time we had our home here too." (30 minutes ago)
• Lord Phrederick said "If it's alright with you, we'll retire to the green salon and have a final glass of champagne." (30 minutes ago)
• Lord Phrederick said "All the best to you all." (30 minutes ago)
• W H A T said "With love, family." (29 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 1 block to the south. (28 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
• A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (28 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• W H A T said "Looks like others are joining in my flare gun salute" (26 minutes ago)
• Sergeant Barnes said "So happy to have shared this game with you all" (20 minutes ago)
• Sergeant Barnes said "Our last AP approaches" (20 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "We have not gone gentle into that good night - that slow consuming rot. When across our threshold its shadow cast, we clawed and screamed and fought." (18 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "Our words and deeds and dreams and blood, our ammunition and our knives, touched off a revolution in the city and the lives -" (18 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "In our enemies that we swiftly ended, turned bitter foe, or at last befriended, in the allies we sought out to strengthen, and in the lives that we sought to lengthen." (18 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "Keep vigil eye for robes of black, for those in masks of white - one tale’s end prompts the next anew - Praise Knowledge and good night." (17 minutes ago)
• Kara Nimi said "*she raises her glass and tips it in quiet camaraderie*" (14 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (8 minutes ago)
• Buttle said "as a famous drunk once said ''waitingin a life full of little storiesfor a death to come'" (6 minutes ago)
• Sergeant Barnes said "So fitting to go out with you lovely band of PKer friends" (5 minutes ago)
• Sergeant Barnes said "Some final stabs on the way out, they're stabs of affection don't worry" (5 minutes ago)
• Sergeant Barnes said "With that this is my last AP on this account. Thank you all so much for making UD what it was and having me in the PKer community. I will never forget the great times we had. I will miss you all dearly. Goodbye" (4 minutes ago)
• Ashley Valentine said "Here it comes…" (4 minutes ago)
• Buttle said "but better yet as the author of A Happy Death once said..." (4 minutes ago)
• Buttle said "In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy." (4 minutes ago)
• Karen Howard said "I never imagined our end would come like this. No more wavering between life and undeath, no more struggle, But at least the end comes at home surrounded by many friends. Praise Knowledge." (4 minutes ago)
• pravus said "Friends. It was an honour." (40 seconds ago)

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