Since your last turn:

• Simonetta Zolfanelli said "What an uncultured cretin, this Cornholioo. I have poked around the dark buildings nearby, but I couldn't find him and his zerg army." (20 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony brought down the last of the barricades. (20 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony said "There, that's better! *accidentally on purpose throws the last part of the barricade over her shoulder right at Faceless Bureaucrat*" (20 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Zoe Zampano began to rebuild the barricades, using some freestanding shelves. (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Zoe Zampano brought down the last of the barricades. (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Zoe Zampano began to rebuild the barricades, using some freestanding shelves. (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Zoe Zampano brought down the last of the barricades. (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Zoe Zampano began to rebuild the barricades, using a broken shelf. (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Zoe Zampano brought down the last of the barricades. (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Zoe Zampano began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk. (20 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• Zoe Zampano brought down the last of the barricades. (20 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Harh" (19 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• SweetIrony revivified a zombie. (19 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Hmm... Harmanz arh Bananaz" (19 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• Thomas Doubt said "What flavors of icecream do you carry, Lexus? I've been hankering for pistachio for about...oh, 15 years." (18 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Nah!zz-Grhhm, ahnrah Bra!nz Ah am ahhra!h" (18 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "Baaggrab braaz?" (18 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Sir Fred of Etruria revivified a zombie. (18 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Sir Fred of Etruria repaired the generator. (18 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• Sir Fred of Etruria said "Harrah mah harmanbargarz ann zambahmanbags" (18 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Harrah mah harmanbargarz ann zambahmanbag" (18 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• Kain Markko said "hey ZombGG good to see you again ! i finally updated my wiki page its nothing special but if you get a chance check it out love ya brother !" (18 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Kain Markko said "Hello friends and frenemies !!!" (18 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• Kain Markko said "Hello Thaddeus !! Roftwood Elite forever !!!" (18 hours and 11 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The state of barricades in this Library is causing me some amount of distress. This recent near-miss must be reported, of course. Draft report for your perusal and comment, SweetIrony, since you were the closest to the barricades at the time." (18 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "RE: Near-Miss Debris Event
; CLASSIFICATION: Moderately Alarming" (18 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "I must inform all relevant parties that at precisely 02:21 hours today, while inspecting the Quartly Library's non-compliant defensive structures, I experienced what Form 89-C classifies as a Near-Fatal Barricade Component Displacement Incident." (18 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "A section of plywood measuring approximately 1.2 metres by 0.7 metres, previously constituting the uppermost portion of the northwest corner of the perimeter barricade, became detached from its moorings and descended at rapid velocity," (18 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "missing my person by precisely 4.7 centimetres." (18 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Of course, this incident will require the completion of Barricade Failure Documentation Package 47-H, including all seventeen supplementary appendices and the mandatory psychological impact assessment." (18 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "I have already begun filing the preliminary paperwork using my emergency supplies." (18 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "I would like to note, with no discernible emotion whatsoever, that the falling debris has created a crease in my government-issued clipboard and slightly displaced my tie." (18 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Both occurrences will be documented on separate Uniform and Equipment Damage Report forms." (18 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The fact that this debris constituted the final remaining section of the library's woefully inadequate barricade structure only underscores the prescience of my earlier warnings regarding structural integrity requirements." (18 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "One might consider this vindication, though official regulations prohibit personal satisfaction in matters of regulatory compliance." (18 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Department procedure dictates that I must now collect no fewer than three witness statements, though I observe that all potential witnesses appear to be either pretending to be sleeping or gleefully grinning while looking elsewhere." (18 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "This presents a minor procedural complication." (18 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Nevertheless, I shall persevere with the mandated documentation process until either its completion or my untimely demise, whichever occurs first. Proper procedure must be observed, particularly in times of crisis." (18 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The National Audit Office expects a full investigation into this matter once the apocalypse has concluded." (18 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Maintaining professional composure, The Auditor, National Audit Office Employee #45622-B" (18 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Zhagarah, banana, zrahbarrh!h, barhah brgahn! Hhrzh bra!nz hrrh ahh!" (18 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Imgonnadiesoon healed you for 10 HP. (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius revivified a zombie. (14 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "*Ruffles fluffy pink unicorn's hair and plonks a carrot on a plate in front of her*" (14 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "I see your profile link and raise you with another classic, Charlie the Unicorn:" (14 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY" (14 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Leon Silverblood stood up. (14 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Leon Silverblood said "waitwhat?" (14 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "All things considered, Faceless Bureaucrat does give good lectures. Seems he just needs some motivation on what to lecture on. Though, disaappointed at lack of entusiasm for the basement submersible we have hidden away down the secret passage way there" (14 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "Woops Faceless Bureaucrat, standing in the way of me chopping down my plastic christmas tree, gotta be more careful, it even fell over on you to boot!" (14 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "I imagine you need to go and get the forms and documentation to study up on work health and safety procedures as you clearly are disregarding the basic safety protocols that your government body is all about and which you yourself are all about enforcing" (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "Man, there you go again, leaping inf ront of my axe. How are we supposed to get a bonfire going for the fishbake if you keep jumping in the way of the preparations?" (14 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "I imagine there are yet more forms for breach of professionalism and conduct unbecoming of a faceless government official. And you better not dodge or shirk on letting us know what they are and why you are needing this retraining, if you do dodge it that" (14 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "itself is yet more paperwork you shall have to fill out and yet more retraining you will need to do!" (14 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "Fortunately, you are in a library and all are welcome here. Even the eight zambah harmanz outside!" (14 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Von Luthius said "Ahh went and spread the good word to the surrounds, and invited no group people to join us here in the QSG for the End of Times! Sweet Irony, I only have Sir Fred on my contacts (and you) not Gore Girl so can't pinpoint her for rezzing. Got Fred though." (14 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• dukeee killed Thomas Doubt with a shotgun. (14 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• dukeee killed Simonetta Zolfanelli with a shotgun. (14 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (13 hours and 13 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
• Popclaw said "Can I join the bookclub? What's next month's book... oh... :(" (12 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• BusPanda began to rebuild the barricades, using a chair. (12 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (11 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (11 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Skip Jones. (11 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (11 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "It's been a long time since I've been a guest lecturer at Quartly Library, I believe previous lectures included fire safety, and using an axe effectively on doors, barricades and our zombie brethren. I will seek inspiration from the books on what to say" (11 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "Yes keeping me safe was definitely an important lecture topic... Or maybe it was about keeping people safe from me? I was probably dead or asleep or dead asleep when you gave the lecture. I promise to pay attention to your lecture this time! Well. If I'm" (10 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "not dead that is. I can probably still listen while asleep. *Coughs and double checks the escape routes in case the overdue book fine amnesty was just a trap.* Bring them in Frey! *Frey the Wombat trundles in with carts of library books. Most of which are" (10 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Protomorph out into the street. (10 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "n't even from Quartly. Notablely there seems to be original copies of Gray's Anatomy, The Canon of Medicine, and the Sibylline Books stuffed in amongst YA fantasy novels and tomes of Welsh Tax Law, East Anglian fishing techniques, and Irish Crannog" (10 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "building techniques.* Jeez the Cannibal King is back? Has he given a talk on the best cooking methods for humans yet? Or possible the reason for differences in human taste buds compared to long term zombies? If there even are any." (10 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Lostfire, you had Greys Anatomy? Where did you even find a working video player in Malton?" (9 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Johnny Bass killed SweetIrony with a pistol. (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (7 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Harrah, mah hran! Zah NAZ! Haz baan bang-bang!ng, ahn mah harman..!z nah bazzarh. Hah hah hah. Bra!z Narragh." (7 hours and 1 minute ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh, mah R!brarh!anz. Mah bra!nz arh Harman bra!nz." (exactly 7 hours ago)
• Stella Lockheart repaired the generator. (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit Tashaun Burnell to death. (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Barhah! Brazahz Ahn Zrzahrz! Haghz!" (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (4 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (4 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• elgala said "Ooops! Sorry, rookie error." (3 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• BusPanda began to rebuild the barricades, using some books. (3 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• BusPanda healed you for 10 HP. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again.
• BusPanda said "make love not war!" (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Marcel Swann said "Hey there, Leon." (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Rh rrrh, rrh aa" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
• JarperToo revivified a zombie. (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Am zambah rh!brarh!an nah!" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "HAGZ!!" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
• The Amazing Zombie said "AMAZ!NG!" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (59 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Graagh." (54 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Grrrh." (54 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (54 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Brnhr." (54 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (54 minutes ago)

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