03/10/2025 17:01:35
Rolt Heights

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You are Hell's Belles. You have 60 Hit Points and 922 Experience Points. You have 25 Action Points remaining.
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You are inside the Burchell Arms, an abandoned pub. The building has been heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 55 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.53 MHz. Red, green and white Christmas lights decorate the room. The bar has been decorated with a stuffed moose head, five European paintings, a stuffed lion head, a stuffed tiger head and two stuffed monkeys.

Somebody has spraypainted Gather here: https://discord.gg/GHwWFRKHqJ onto a wall.

There are two zombies here. You recognise IBDead2U and Graan Zanz.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Z!z zambah maz hab Zgagh. Zgagh bram za bann!h h!hhz ah hagg!z." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Grab za Bahbann!h, za B!g Graaz, za barn!ng gag-gagz arh amaz!ng gag-gagz" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
  • Axeman89 said "Say, does the bar suddenly feel a bit drafty? And the wind sound like groaning?" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer began to rebuild the barricades, using an arcade machine. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "Aye, I've at least shut the door. Welcome, Zanz. All, this talkative zombie was expected." (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
  • Bawnjorno said "THE END IS NIGH! THE END IS NIGH!" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
  • Bawnjorno said "IT'S THE END OF DAYS!" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
  • TedBundy187 said "Heeey! Long Time No See! Lads and lasses, cheers!" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at Bawnjorno. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Zamran zmazh z!z harman" (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
  • Bawnjorno said "So, Graan, with the end of days approaching, have you considered repenting of being a zed yet?" (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
  • Bawnjorno said "Don't worry. I forgive you." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
  • Nick Self said "I'm looking for Frodo Baggins." (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
  • MonocleSmile repaired the generator. (40 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "Does this look like the Shire?" (39 minutes ago)
  • MonocleSmile said "sadly these zombie lads appear to be damaged. Poor souls" (39 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "And zombies inside? You best behave yourself or you're not getting a tasty of the Firry Tip." (38 minutes ago)
  • MonocleSmile said "at least there is still scotch" (38 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "B!!ng zambah !z amaz!ng, mah haz nah ragrabz" (28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Harmanz maz ambra!z barhah, zan harmanz b amaz!ng" (27 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "Let me know if any needs a translator. Not everyone understands zombie speech. Otherwise, read what is written phonetically, and apply it to the nearest English word." (21 minutes ago)
  • TedBundy187 said "Let's have a round for all you legends" (19 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "At any rate, I believe it's time to reveal a deep, dark secret about the bar. You see, long ago, our founder... dear old jimbo... he feared Malton would never allow us to escape, so he chose a building with a cellar in case the end of the world was" (19 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "nuclear *cheers*. It's is written in book of Burch, our secret tome. The thing is, Jimmy was a loud drunk, and I'm unsure if this alluded to a tunnel leading out of malton, or if he was the type to believe we could survive being bombed by hiding in a" (17 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "I think my universal translator is broken... Wait just let me input some more here. Barhah is glory, right? And Harman is humans... Let's see.." (17 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "refrigerator. None have been bold enough to open the solitary steel vault beneath our very feet." (17 minutes ago)
  • Officer Sheaffer said "Maybe it's full of cobwebs, or maybe it's got a tunnel dug to freedom, The Great Escape style. There were, after all, 150 BAR members at one time... do you ever wonder where they went?" (15 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "Ah, naw ah abza gan zbaagh Zamghr! N!gz za maab za zambah hranz!" (15 minutes ago)
  • Nick Self said "There will come a day when Urban Dead is no more." (10 minutes ago)
  • Nick Self said "BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!" (10 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE GOD OF URBAN DEAD?!" (9 minutes ago)
  • Chris Brynner said "NOT TODAY!" (9 minutes ago)

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