Since your last turn:

• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (18 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Anrh!" (18 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (18 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured to the north. (18 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured to the south. (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured to the east. (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured to the west. (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at the ceiling. (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured down at the ground. (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at the survivors. (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Rrh rrh rrh" (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "(Less than 100 ap to go I think.) *Frey the Wombat snuffles and draws Lost's attention to a wax statue of father time being melted by a comically oversized magnifying glass. Lost gasps and runs onto the stage.* Welp we're almost out of time I guess a" (18 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "a few half baked thoughts before we leave? The city has been experiencing a population crises now for a long time. How to solve it? The first answer that might come to mind has been most definitely ruled out due to the various effects of the NT syringe." (18 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Popclaw said "Is that zombie... is it...no.. it's doing the night fever dance..." (18 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "Barring a surprising return by one of the more research oriented medical organizations that have since disbanded, lots of love MCM, and an even more surprising scientific breakthrough we must consider alternative methods. While we should not dismiss giant" (18 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "fishing rods with which to snare unsuspecting wall guards and haul them over into the city out of hand it is unlikely given current conditions. Unless we somehow erect said rods at wall bordering libraries and manage to replicate the Quartly truce that is" (18 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "And while a miracle of knowledge and inter-life diplomacy, and I thank the majority of the unlifed library patrons, the truce has always been fragile and vulnerable to larger groupings of unappreciative ferals, not to mention the particularly malicious" (18 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "hiveminded hordes who while we have been fortunate enough to avoid for now would eventually make an appearance. So we can rule fishing out. Similar issues arrise with the similar plans. So what do I propose? Why cloning of course! Even if we could, why" (18 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "make new people when we can simply select from the best examples from our city's past and raise them up to replace their departed forbears. It's not even a matter of tech discovery, there have been multiple examples of clones with nearly identical" (18 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "emotional and intellectual ratings as their genetic donors running around the city for years. It's a matter of concentrated will. If we marshal what's left of our energy towards establishing mass cloning facilities we can prevent total population collapse" (18 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "You may ask? Lost why would we bother on worrying about future population stability issues when the voice of Kevan himself spake across the entire city. And while we cannot completely rule out shared mass hallucination as the cause it is more likely that" (18 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "what we have been told is in fact the truth and soon our prison and home for nearly two decades will soon be gone and us with it. What can we do but resign ourselves to this fate? It's simple. We kill the god that is Kevan. Or maybe it's not simple and" (18 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "it requires a 70 step plan and roughly 500 participants all acting in tandem that will eventually end with us seizing the threads of creation in order to temporarily render Kevan mortal. Personally I think we should ask one of the Philosophe Knights to do" (18 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "the final kill shot while screaming some appropriate piece of literature. We then use Kevan's remains to shore up the pillars of reality. Our backup plan involves everyone both human and zombie converting to the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile in a" (17 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "desperate bid to supercharge its divinity so that it can engage in a Godzillaesque monster fight with Kevan over the city. If anyone's been hiding an atom bomb we could use to super charge the croc in case belief isn't enough now would be a good time to" (17 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "chip in. After which we can... *Lost pauses having been mostly just reading off flash cards on auto pilot mode as she anxiously thinks of what's left to do before the end.* Frey this isn't my lecture about the efficacy of magic when combined with traditio" (17 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 stood up. (17 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "I live yet again." (17 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "nal western medicine! This is an amalgamation of how to kill a god plan and the clone army plan in-case I brew a bad batch of Gutrot and turn evil! *Frey the Wombat looks about as abashed a wombat can look when its face is hidden under a welding mask.*" (17 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "I started in Old Arkham. This is where I end." (17 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "*finally returns that library book on Birdwatching, 15 years overdue*" (17 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "Besides we never did figure out how to seize the threads of reality, and to be honest I don't think we're going to get a lot of traction with the mass conversion to a reptile based religious system. The atom bomb part of the plan might still have some" (17 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "merit if we can fine one... and work out how to use it and still you know... Survive. *Lost checks the clock.* And I think I just blew my attempt to advocate for a wider adoption of magic into the medical system. Eeeek! Ok summary! Magic is real in Malton" (17 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Now, accordionhero, please don't nibble me. It's considered a faux pas in a place like Quartley Library." (17 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "I can definitely provide proof... Probably. You'll just need a few shots of Greenhow Gutrot first. Anyway it's real but it's not just real it's powered by laughter, you see laughter wasn't just the best medicine laugther was also the best magic." (17 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "*tries a small giggle to see if anything magic happens*" (17 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "I'm sorry, lostfire, the magic seems to be a bit tepid today." (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "Medicine is magic, and magic is laughter and alocohol is probably a useful tool for both. *Lost stops.* Frey if we're alive in more than 2 days we are redoing this lecture properly and bringing a demonstration! Ok that's it! QSG thanks for hosting" (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "sorry I couldn't come up with something better for the end but hey them's the breaks. I love and appreciate you all need I need to retreat to my home and spend what's left of the sand with my family. *Passes Skip several flagons made of wood so that the" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "Greenhow Gutrot won't melt through them like it did the metal ones.* You can occasionaly fake medicine Skip... and well you can occasionaly fake magic too but it works a lot better when it's organically authentic. Plus I think the drinks will help and if" (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "they don't well there's always next incarnation. OK! Malton Medical Staff, fans, and friends who wish to pass out of this reality with us! You don't have to make your stand with me but if you want to it's time to go home where it started because that's" (17 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "where I intend to end it. Good life or undeath to you all. May the road rise up to meet you and the wind be always at your back." (17 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "Zambah Mamba 4 CHARLES DARWIN!" (17 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "*points to the North*" (17 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "*points to the South*" (17 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "*points to the East*" (17 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "*points to the West*" (17 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• lostfire said "*Lost takes one big whiff of library smell and departs for what might be the last time from the best neighborhood library anyone could ask for.*" (17 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "*points to Quartly Library*" (17 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "*points to the The Lizard Pope*" (17 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "I cam to Quartly looking for brainz as a brainrot zombie. I found a home. Charles Darwin always greated me. I will miss that." (17 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "UrbanDead, Malton, and Quartly have all been magical. Its weird for it to be officially over. I would log in every couple of months to dance and sing and read." (17 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "And to fail to communicate with my harmanz." (17 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "I wasn't part of the core UD lore but I enjoyed being here in quartly from time to time. I hope to see some other familiar faces, even if they don't remember mah zambah." (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• zombiehulio said "NAH HARM. HARMANZ NABAH. MAH ZAMBAH BRAZZAHZ NABAH. MAH BAAGBARN NABAH. BAAG NABAH!" (17 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• Eddie Scrimger stood up. (16 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• Marcel Swann healed you for 10 HP. (15 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Eddie Scrimger. (13 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• Herb Dangerous said "I hope everyone enjoyed their hugs and love bites this morning!" (12 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• burgleurbrains said "Oh dagum its a party in here" (11 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "*sips Gutrot* Love it. Burns you right in the gut." (10 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Well, I'm not going anywhere. I can't really remember where I came from anyway, and I'm pretty sure my original group is long since scattered to the quadrants. Quartly Library is my final home. *lifts gutrot* Cheers all. You were the best ones." (10 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Tamara Devereux said "A party at last, thank God" (10 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Oh, that nasty zombie infected me. Tsk. I suppose it's appropriate for me to turn into a zombie in the end." (10 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM; 
FROM: The National Audit Office
; TO: Remaining Citizens of Malton
; RE: Preparatory Measures for Imminent Extinction
; CLASSIFICATION: Mandatory Reading" (9 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Attention citizens of Malton. This is The Auditor speaking. I have been tasked with delivering Standardised Extinction Preparation Guidelines as per Section 734.9 of the Apocalypse Management Framework." (9 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "As you may have observed, our collective demise is now scheduled for implementation. Please adjust your diary accordingly." (9 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The National Audit Office recommends pencilling in extinction rather than using permanent ink, as minor delays may occur due to administrative backlogs." (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "You are hereby advised to complete Form EX-273-B, Acknowledgement of Personal Extinction, in triplicate. One copy for your records, one for ours, and one to be sealed in an airtight container for the benefit of whatever species evolves to replace us." (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "How thoughtful." (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The Home Office has authorised the issuance of End of Days Survival Kits which contain, rather optimistically I might add, a pencil, a small notepad, and a feedback questionnaire regarding your extinction experience." (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Your responses will be invaluable for improving future extinctions." (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Citizens are reminded that panic is strictly prohibited under Municipal Ordinance 47.2." (9 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Those wishing to engage in existential dread must first obtain an Emotional Distress Permit from the Department of Inevitable Outcomes, currently operating from a broom cupboard in Quartly Library." (9 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "For efficient processing at extinction centres, please sort yourselves alphabetically and bring two forms of identification. Those whose surnames begin with letters A through Z will cease to exist shortly after lunch. How's that for work-life balance?" (9 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The Department for Transport advises that the 12:03 to oblivion is running approximately three minutes behind schedule. Mind the gap between existence and non-existence." (9 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The usual rail replacement bus service will not be offered, for rather obvious reasons." (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs would like to remind citizens that tax returns remain due by the standard deadline." (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The fact that you and the entire tax office will no longer exist is, regrettably, not considered a valid exemption under current legislation." (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Citizens are encouraged to maintain proper queuing etiquette during extinction proceedings. Nothing says British until the end quite like an orderly queue into the abyss. No pushing, please—we'll all get there eventually." (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Those with pre-existing appointments scheduled after the extinction date are advised to contact the relevant authorities to reschedule." (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The National Health Service is currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes, with an estimated wait time of until the heat death of the universe." (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "As a cost-saving measure, the traditional one minute of silence to mark our species' passing has been reduced to approximately 17 seconds. Budgetary constraints, you understand. Do make the most of it." (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "In conclusion, it has been a pleasure auditing your existence. Please ensure all paperwork is completed correctly before your atoms are scattered across the cosmos." (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "The National Audit Office thanks you for your compliance during this challenging transition from being to nothingness." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "This has been an official communication from your government. Have a pleasant extinction." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Form QR-789: Extinction Attendance Confirmation must be signed and submitted upon departure from this realm." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Faceless Bureaucrat said "Those failing to confirm their extinction may be subject to penalties in the afterlife, assuming one exists, which is not the official position of this office." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
• Emoch Noh said "You ever wonder what the outside world is like now?" (9 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• Emoch Noh said "Some of us have been stuck in Malton since the mid 2000s" (9 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Emoch Noh said "The world out there has probably changed in ways we couldn’t even imagine" (9 hours and 7 minutes ago)
• Emoch Noh said "This city is a time capsule, they wouldn’t understand us and we wouldn’t understand them" (9 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Emoch Noh said "Maybe its better it ends this way, maybe it’s better we all go out together and let the world move on without us" (9 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• Col HanK Adams said "Anyone see my loser clone come through here?" (8 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• JerzyJJ said "nah" (8 hours and 3 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "Skip Jones and I created our accounts within 43 minutes of each other. Holy crap." (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 said "We were at the beginning at the same time. Now we're all at the end at the same time." (7 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Ah, that’s the book I was looking for. Terry Pratchett - Reaper Man As we prepare for our final days, it is only fitting we think on the words of the late great Sir Terry Pratchett." (7 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Windle (the zombie wizard) looked down at the river again, ‘It’s been great,’ he said. ‘After all this time. Being needed is important.’" (7 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "YES. BUT WHY? (Death replied)" (7 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• Banokles said "Windle looked surprised. ‘I don’t know. How should I know? Because we’re all in this together, I suppose. Because we don’t leave our people in there. Because you’re a long time dead. Because anything is better than being alone. Because humans ar" (7 hours and 40 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at the ceiling. (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit Tamara Devereux to death. (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Banokles revivified a zombie. (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
• ZombGG said "*ZGG applauds the great Quartly Library and all the souls present both naturally and supernaturally. He wipes a tear from behind his 3D glasses, and writes a single code on a single sheet of paper and tucks it away into a book called ZGG's RCC Museum key*" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• Mikhail Alexseev said "Hilarious instructions there, Faceless Bureaucrat. Excellent comedy writing there." (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• ZombGG said "https://discord.gg/WGBpG9v" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• ZombGG said "*ZGG gifts Faceless Bureaucrat a grand bottle of Greenhow Gutrot*" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• Cain Cohen said "[throws a big thermal blanket on the fire, to cool it down]...eh, I'm just jawin'. If I had to be befriended, betrayed, devoured, spat out, and revived by ANYBODY... I'm glad it was here.💚 [please sweet christ bring a bucket of water]" (5 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Cain Cohen said "Wow, INCREDIBLE the things that you say when you wake up to that F5 Re-FRESHED feeling! You know - the point where the caffeine and the nicotine spike at the exact same time as the sun hits your eyes at JUST the right angle..." (5 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• Cain Cohen said "...and it's 5:00am and you're headed to that side hustle that doesn't pay enough but they're good people... [closes a briefcase full of flare guns]...and y'know? You just wanna ring in a whole new world in that moment." (5 hours and 27 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
• A zombie bit Thaddeus Grundel to death. (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit YuriRuler90 to death. (3 hours and 57 minutes ago)
• Lord Wulfgar said "So many old faces, what a way to celebrate it all coming full circle." (3 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Lord Wulfgar said "Good to see you Marcel, and Gore Girl always a delight." (3 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• Lord Wulfgar said "And a special toast to friends who cannot join us here, Charles Darwin and Winka both were the very best Malton had to offer." (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• mastergeneral said "Well friends. They say life can’t go on forever and maybe Malton tricked us into thinking that sentiment was gullible nonsense. But from chaos usually comes some cosmic irony to show us that maybe unlike couldn’t last forever either." (3 hours and 12 minutes ago)
• mastergeneral said "*MG grabs a bottle of Gutrot and take a hearty swig* I wonder about how the end of Malton really will go. Will be frozen in time? I suppose in many ways we already have been. But maybe we’ll simply see the walls fall down…with the world waiting to" (3 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• mastergeneral said "Be changed by the lectures, sermons, and stark raving mad rants that took place in these very walls. We hit some monumental peak of new insanity and the world just couldn’t resist coming for this forbidden knowledge." (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• mastergeneral said "I like to think it’ll be an Lovecraftian ending in that way. We already have the adorable zombies why not throw some cosmic horror in at the end for the big twist. Regardless I’ll be giving everyone a warm non tentacle embrace before shipping up to" (3 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• mastergeneral said "St. Ethelberts. MMS is calling and I simply have to spend these final moments with the group that welcomed me with open arms and twister mats. It’s truly been a lovely time with you all. Thank you for the cheers, tears, and love bites. It’s been fanta" (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Well, gosh darn it, accordionhero, I was about to hi five my friend YuriRuler90 to express my enjoyment of his revalation of our shared origin, but you've gone and bitten him to death." (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "I'd revive them, but they're laying in that gross pile over there and I just don't want to touch it." (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Besides, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. I wouldn't want to exert myself digging through that... ugh... mess." (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "*drinks another slug of gutrot, then uses surgical cloth to pat at his damp forehead.*" (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "Oh well. *tosses useless revive syringe over shoulders*" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "That'll learn you." (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• YuriRuler90 rose from the dead as a zombie. (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Am zambahz" (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at itself. (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• A zombie gestured at Von Luthius. (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Ganna harm hra harmanz." (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mmm. Harmanz." (2 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• A zombie fed on a corpse. (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Gzrrrrrrrrh." (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones revivified a zombie. (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Skip Jones said "There you, Yuri, my inception date comrade. And just for old times sake I used a Mk 1 on you, so no need to even take a little nap before feeling like your old self again." (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Stella Lockheart with a headbutt. (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud bellowing from very close by. (1 hour and 45 minutes ago)
• A zombie tore a set of Christmas lights down. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago) ...and again.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• You were killed by a zombie. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud bellowing from very close by. (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)

You are dead.

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