You are a bad paper cut. You have 60 Hit Points and 47254 Experience Points. You have 47 Action Points remaining. Your safehouse is Stickling Mall, 4 blocks west and 52 north.
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You are inside the Whitenoll Building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 53 survivors gathered here. [list names]A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.55 MHz. The lobby has been decorated with a stuffed lion head, a faded tapestry, two torn paintings, two contemporary paintings, a historical tapestry, a cubist painting and a stuffed fish. Somebody has spraypainted Knights Templar HQ! onto a wall. Since your last turn: - scarbrand slapped you with a newspaper. (21 hours and 37 minutes ago)
- PossumFlash said "Gentlemen, welcome! Like Beno said, rare territory here! It's bad I'm taking photos for the ole scrap book to leave behind." (20 hours and 13 minutes ago)
- PossumFlash said "You old fool! You made it!" (20 hours and 2 minutes ago)
- PossumFlash said "*Picks THarley up with giving him a massive bear hug*" (20 hours and 2 minutes ago)
- Ozmandius Prather said "Benaldo!!!! Holy shit welcome back. Parnam, paper cut - a pleasure as always." (18 hours and 48 minutes ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "*static*" (17 hours and 45 minutes ago)
- Wayson said "Welcome back, Archie! Thank you for returning ere the end." (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
- Beno HR said "Man, I'm really gonna miss this community. I know I havent been regular for a couple of years, but I knew I could always log in and see you all. And I realise I sound quite pathetic, but I joined the game more then 17 years ago, cut me some slack!" (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- Knut Staake said "Mmmrrrhhh! Good to have you among us in these times. That really does go for each and every person here. Friend, foe, we all had a great time and it is good to finally join together not as our groups or our goals, but as players of UD." (16 hours and 8 minutes ago)
- Knut Staake said "And for all those who hadn't heard the news... The day that Kevan pulls the plug and this all goes away with be 4 years exactly since Zanthia6's player and mine tied the proverbial (and literal in our case) knot. To all of us! To All Of Us! TO ALL OF US!" (16 hours and 6 minutes ago)
- Ozmandius Prather said "ARCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Yes! Holy hell its great to see ya!" (15 hours and 22 minutes ago)
- Roddy Winters said "It does this old Knights heart good to see all of you here right now. It's been a privilege to run around in this weird green mud with you all for lo these many years. Thank you and cheers my friends!" (15 hours and 13 minutes ago)
- Roddy Winters said "And I salute FoD for all of the lively engagements over the years. You provoked more rage and frustration in the KT than we ever tried to let on. It's too late now for me to even the kill score with each of, so I guess newspaper slaps will have to do." (15 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- Roddy Winters slapped you with a newspaper. (15 hours and 3 minutes ago) ...and again.
- Roddy Winters said "Paper cut gets 2 slaps. You were the hardest one for me to find over the years. So take that!" (15 hours and 2 minutes ago)
- Roddy Winters said "An extra shout out to Big JD over there for starting the KT all the way back in 2006. All of this is his doing, so all credit goes his way. Thank you JD." (exactly 15 hours ago)
- Roddy Winters said "My fellow Grand Council members, thank you guys for putting up with all of my crazy plans and goofy schemes. It made being in KT more fun for me than I can express." (14 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Roddy Winters said "Where the hell is Teeboon? That guy hasheld the watch here in Whitenoll since I can remember and never complained!" (14 hours and 54 minutes ago)
- Roddy Winters said "Kevan better really shut this down. I would never live down saying nice things about FoD if it stays alive!" (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
- Beno HR said "I agree! Thank you Big JD from the bottom of my heart for creating this wonderful group. And thank you Roddy for keeping us together after all this time." (14 hours and 28 minutes ago)
- Nihilistic Mind said "Well said, Roddy! Cheers to all" (14 hours and 20 minutes ago)
- Major Powers said "All are welcome, MrNiko! It's a party like the old days!" (13 hours and 5 minutes ago)
- mcnuckles slapped you with a newspaper. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
- mcnuckles said "good to see you again Peper Cut" (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
- mcnuckles said "Paper cut" (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
- mcnuckles said "its been too long pal. Don't be a stranger ;-)" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
- Archie Wright said "Thanks wayson ! Good to have seen you also" (exactly 11 hours ago)
- Archie Wright said "Cheers for slap Oz ! good health to ya pal" (exactly 11 hours ago)
- Archie Wright said "Nice to see my old drill sergeant mcnuckles" (10 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "i been fueling gens since 2005 gonna miss my routine" (10 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Archie Wright said "Good to see my old pal kevin Turvey" (10 hours and 56 minutes ago)
- Ozmandius Prather said "Arch - get ye to the KT Discord! Love to catch up, buddy!" (10 hours and 40 minutes ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "We're all processing a real loss this week." (10 hours and 27 minutes ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "Here’s one we can cry together to." (10 hours and 27 minutes ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "♪ https://youtu.be/-1UyUsz0A-A - Real Death" (10 hours and 26 minutes ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "Death is real / Someone's there and then they're not" (10 hours and 26 minutes ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "And it's not for singing about ..." (10 hours and 26 minutes ago)
- Archie Wright said "nice one Oz, and you also! tarks has gracially obliged!#" (10 hours and 17 minutes ago)
- Mmmrrrhhh broadcast "When real death enters the house all poetry is dumb" from here, on 27.55 MHz. (8 hours and 12 minutes ago)
- Gherald said "With so many people gathered here, a toast is in order." (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
- Gherald said "To good times! Whether past, present or future!" (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
- Checkered One said "It's such a trip to see so many of you again. Been quite fun over the years." (7 hours and 28 minutes ago)
- JohnnyBill said "Roddy, your name is in black on my list for a reason! That’s why there was a crowbar wrapped in that newspaper I just slapped you with!" (7 hours and 26 minutes ago)
- Major Powers said "It's been a heck of a ride! Almost 20 years - who can believe it?" (6 hours and 36 minutes ago)
- Pan D'emic said "Dear Sir Knights, Thank you for all the good times over the years when we traded newspaper slaps, high-velocity projectiles, and, at times, best wishes in recreational activities such as zerg hunting. It was an honour and a pleasure to have been able to" (3 hours and 48 minutes ago)
- Pan D'emic said "count you as my frenemies. Thank you also for hosting this End of the World as We Know It party. I couldn’t have imagined spending my last days in Malton in better company." (3 hours and 47 minutes ago)
- Jacks LeRoy installed a historical tapestry in the building. (3 hours and 41 minutes ago)
- Jacks LeRoy said "*Jacks unfolds a tapestry showing the Siege of Acre and hangs it down from a railing*" (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
- Bob Aris said "It amazes me how long this game was running. Makes me wish I got back to playing about a couple months ago. Seems like now is better then never." (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)
- MoonSILK said "Well I guess I've come full circle now. This is Silkentresses, I was one of the original founders of The Knights Templar and I came back to meet my demise in the old building with everyone else. ;)" (3 hours and 31 minutes ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "Friendly reminder that CyAdora should not be welcome" (exactly 1 hour ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "in polite society: https://tinyurl.com/CyAdora-text-rape" (exactly 1 hour ago)
- 27.55 MHz: "CyAdora was SillyLillyPwotter, the ringleader." (59 minutes ago)
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