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Kempsterbank (wiki, DSS) [57,75]

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You are inside the Whitenoll Building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 55 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.55 MHz. The lobby has been decorated with a stuffed lion head, a faded tapestry, two torn paintings, two contemporary paintings, a historical tapestry, a cubist painting and a stuffed fish.

Somebody has spraypainted Knights Templar HQ! onto a wall.

ZERG ALERT!
Alts too close: a bad paper cut

Since your last turn:

  • a bad paper cut said "that was phase 1; now look overhead and imagine the sprinklers filled with lemon juice. well don't imagine it, experience it. Initiate pahse 2... mwa ha ha ha" (22 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "So you clam that Cyadora and this SillyLillyPotter are the" (22 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "same, and then offer up a text snippet that's obviously:" (22 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "1. Not about Cyadora." (22 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "2. from Urban Dead (rifles and cutlasses aren't weapons here" (22 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "3. Verifiably from anywhere, because it's text on a pastebin" (22 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "Next time, maybe use screenshots" (22 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "Next time, hopefully they actually support your point." (22 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • mcnuckles said "@ paper cut, don't mess with a mans plumbing !" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "https://youtu.be/rDyb_alTkMQ?si=wtwPYiJ3FSxof8IP" (15 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • Beno HR said "Silkentresses is in the house! I raise my glass to the Queen Mother! Thank you!" (15 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • Beno HR said "A bad paper cut - thanks, I needed that! 😉" (15 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • Wayson said "Welcome back, Silk! Now we just need to find AbleSentinel if he's still in game. I'm entirely ok with Poodle not appearing here, like, ever." (14 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • Major Powers said "Welcome one and all!" (13 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • Major Powers said "56 folks in one place! Wow! Just like the good old days!" (13 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • Major Powers said "There'll be more slaps where that came from, paper cut!" (13 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • Roddy Winters said "So what does everyone have in their minds of how the final scene in UD plays out? All of us consumed in napalm? Do we all make it out alive? Do the zeds take over the world?" (12 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • Wayson said "We've got one zed outside Jillard trying - I assume - to get in for a rot revive. So maybe don't cade it up and let's see what happens?" (11 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Parham said "My headcanon is that after nearly 20 years, external military launches a massive airstrike that roasts everything in Malton" (10 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "What a bummer, innit. :/" (10 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • Tarkenton said "Parham - thank you so much for voting for the KT getting Historical Group status! So much appreciated! Will the FoD be making a nomination? I hope so!" (8 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • Tarkenton said "https://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Category_talk:Historical_Groups#Knights_Templar" (8 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • Parham said "KT historical status is well-deserved, Tark." (8 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • Parham said "as for JohnnyBill - sorry, i seem to have misplaced my newspaper." (8 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • Tarkenton said "Awww, who gave me their stale candy?! I must have missed it but there it is in my inventory! Thank you! That's a lovely gesture! :-)" (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • Wayson said "With one extra day in Malton, I’d collect one more KT scalp. 100% yes. 🥀 Hate Crime 🎭 (talk) 23:49, 8 March 2025 (UTC) 8/10 would be scalped again" (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • Beno HR said "@Roddy - nuke, to stop the Z spreading, definitely." (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  • Beno HR said "@Tarkenton - FoD deserves the status. I wasn't personally a fan when I was playing regularly, but still I cannot deny the importance and influence" (6 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • Gakul said "It was an honour to serve. You guys got me through some rough times, and it's something I can't repay but will never forget." (6 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Gakul said "If you need a last hate time, it can be me. Seems fitting I guess." (6 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • Gakul said "Farewell friends, and good luck." (6 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "I am content to stand and all be PK’d by Kevan together." (5 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Wayson said "Gakul, welcome back brother! It has been a while!" (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • Wayson said "Gakul, if you see this message (we're over 50 inside atm) - hit us up on Discord at https://discord.gg/eAwxHsz" (4 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • Sgt Patience Kennedy said "Newspapers are the new bullets I see!" (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "♪ https://youtu.be/MXTp7B31LHk - Waltz Me To the Grave" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "... I loved this world with all I had" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
  • 27.55 MHz: "Now I'm ready to go ..." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
  • Parham broadcast "♪ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAoLJ8GbA4Y ♪" from here, on 27.55 MHz. (29 minutes ago)

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