12/25/2019 20:23:16
Roftwood

Triggerhappy555 lostfire Archie Wright Doc Spalding FlattopAvenger ...
6 zombies
You are Bree Kong and you are dead. You have 51 Hit Points and 35440 Experience Points. You have 42 Action Points remaining.

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You are inside the Pendell Arms, an abandoned pub. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Triggerhappy555 (56HP), lostfire (54HP), Archie Wright (36HP), Doc Spalding (56HP), FlattopAvenger (50HP), Jake DeSnake (56HP), Pan D'emic (56HP), doofus217 (56HP), toto25 (56HP), Indiana Jone (56HP), Jason Prescott (56HP), Imgonnadiesoon (48HP), Brom Armostrong (56HP), Kain Markko (57HP), ZombGG (56HP), Benigno (50HP), Alicia Huberman (58HP), Zedd Unicron (54HP), Gudrun Osvifsdottir (30HP), Hate Crime (60HP), Thaddeus Grundel (56HP) and Night Mary (48HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand, and decorated with red lights. The bar has been decorated with a length of tinsel.

Somebody has spraypainted Merry Xmas from the Roftwood Coordination Center!! onto a wall.

There is a group of six other zombies here, three of them from your horde. You recognise Rotting Rita, Albert Finny, Zomboss3000 and Aranamor amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • A zombie said "Mrh Mrh Mrh, Mrh mrh mrh, Mrh mrh mrrrrhh mrh mrh" (9 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Grah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" (9 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman revivified a zombie. (9 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • FlattopAvenger jabbed you in the neck with a syringe, to no effect. (8 hours and 51 minutes ago) (They're still here.)
  • Thaddeus Grundel said "Merry Christmas everyone!!" (8 hours and 38 minutes ago) ...and again. (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • FennisZotorman said "Pops another song on ▶️ https://youtu.be/z1Wb9UBob28" (8 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • FennisZotorman said "🎶🎶▶️ https://youtu.be/f-BldKcfoFY" (8 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • FennisZotorman said "Who wants to dance 💃 ??" (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • Dante Bosch said "Ey up, merry Roman Solstice." (8 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • doofus217 said "bite me :)" (7 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • Kain Markko slapped you with a newspaper. (7 hours and 47 minutes ago) (They're still here.)
  • Kain Markko said "I'm glad you made it Bree Kong! Merry Christmas to you!" (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • Dianne Davis said "A dance sounds lovely! I could use a bit of movement to shake off the Christmas Eve hangover." (7 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "🎅🏻Ho Ho Hooo MERRY Christmas Everyone and you to Pandy Me’boy 😘" (7 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "Err umm sorry Hater, it’s that danged ol riggy triggy finggy 👆 ya know. 😉.. Besides, you didn’t have that free get outa jail free ticket 🎟️ I give ya a while back pinned to your shirt. 😁.." (7 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "And in all honesty I thought 🤔 I had a spare needle 💉 with me and was gonna vive ya in the spirit of good will but I forgot I dropped it last week to reload ammo 😂 🤣" (7 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG blushes from Fenn's kiss, raises his Greenhow Gutrot-spiked egg nog to cheers Kain Markko's toast, and takes Fenn by the hand for a dance for a short moment before breaking away to the kitchen*" (7 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • Trixie Treat said "Merry Christmas!!! *runs over to Riggs and Fennis and gives them both a big hugs*" (7 hours and 16 minutes ago)
  • Trixie Treat said "oh. um. are the zombies friendly? *hides behind Riggs*" (7 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG returns from the kitchen and presents a wide range of snacks - Scourge bacon wrapped jalapeno bites, RRF sirloin steak nachos with Blackmore blackbean dip*" (7 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG welcomes Trixie Treat to the party and hands her a fresh plate of warm Gingerbread man rum cookies*" (7 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Trixie! Merry Christmas! Would you mind handing some of these out to our guests?" (7 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • RattusRattus said "I've always been an advocate for cannibalism. Pass me those nachos..." (7 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • Trixie Treat said "oh. cookies! *forgets all about the zombies and noms some cookies* thank you GG!" (7 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Trixie Treat said "oh. okay! *goes around offering cookies to everyone at the party* Merry Christmas! try a cookie. they're yummy!" (7 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "If only the great creator Kevan gifted us snow this Christmas Day, we could set up forts and i can practice my throwing arm. Might come in handy against the likes of our zombie brother present in the room, Bree Kong." (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "*🤠Puts his arm💪 around lil Trix and pulls her close to his side* It's Ok sweetie I got'cha. * Picks Trixie up🖐 on his shoulders 💪 and starts to dance 🕺 around thr floor with her🙂" (7 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • 5 MeO DMT said "Rigger chill out or we might put your wood in the fireplace.." (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Hra rh an rrh hrrma rh rrrh brarn" (6 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "*Looks👀 at the fire 🔥 burning, thinking 💭* She would not like it if my wood↗️got axed 🪓 for the fire. * walks over and gently sits 👐 Trixie down on the bar, orders her a Shirley Temple 🍹 and a beer 🍺 for himself*" (6 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 2 blocks to the south. (6 hours and 47 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • I'm all riggered up said "🤔 💭Thinking, that didn’t come out right 🤷.. Well she knows who she is..lol 🤭.. Looks over at lil Trixie sitting on the bar and pulls some tinsel and dangles it on her head 🖐️ ✨* Whispers Trixie a spider 🕷️… 😂" (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • Dianne Davis said "I think Rigger might just have had too many gingerbread cookies..." (6 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • Dianne Davis said "*begins doing the Charleston in an overly excited manner*" (6 hours and 30 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG sparks a skunky smelling joint, takes a big puff, passes it to 5 MeO DMT and joins in on The Charleston with Dianne Davis*" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*After a moment ZGG breaks off and stands in the middle of the secret spacious lounge and looks around all the uniquely locked doors and characters*" (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "*👉😎Lowers his glasses and checks out Dianne ZombGG dancing🕺💃..leans over and whispers to lil Trixie 🗣👂* They make a cute couple don't they Trixie.. They both look silly😝.. passes her a piece of candy🖐🍬.. More Kiddie cocktail Tr" (5 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Lostfire! Merry Christmas to you!! *ZGG gifts lostfire something in the shape of a tromboune. The gift wrapping has wombats in santa hats sledding*" (5 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "I hope you like it! It's a limited edition MMS brand chainsaw! This model has a built in cup holder & cassette player!" (5 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • FennisZotorman said "She briefly feels GG touch her hand ✋ ....then notices him leave to attend to party guests ..." (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • FennisZotorman said "Hey Trix 💜 *gives her a hug*... Takes a cookie 🍪😋 Sits next to Rigger for a moment, checking him over .. had a drop 🍻 too much this festive season 😂" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • FennisZotorman said "Who's up for this dance 💃 with me 🤔 looks around.... Pannie c'mon you know you're my favourite 🥀 Let the music play ▶️ https://youtu.be/1CgQDxmAHvc" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • Dianne Davis said "Don’t listen to Rigger, Trixie...GG is with Fenn and I think they go great together!" (4 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman revivified a zombie. (4 hours and 33 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "Naa Not the Cookies 🍪 Dianne or the Beer 🍺 Miss Fenn.. I think there was rotten 🥚 Eggnog 🥛.. 😵.. Hey Trixie sweetie, rumor has it zommies may be headed this way soon.. Perhaps you best head to where uncle Rigger texted ya. 😜" (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman said "You know what, I’m almost drunk enough for naked Twister." (4 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  • Keichix stood up. (4 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • Keichix said "Thank you, I really needed a shot" (4 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Keichix extracted a DNA sample from you. (4 hours and 22 minutes ago) (They're still here.)
  • Keichix said "I'm sorry, Bree friend, you can't get one" (4 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • Zedd Unicron said "Did someone say naked twister?!" (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Indeed Zedd, I did hear those words. *ZGG chugs the rest of his Greenhow Gutrot-spiked egg nog, slams the big empty frosty mug on the table and cracks open a cool refreshing Caiger Cooler*" (3 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Caiger Coolers folks! Imported all the way from EBD & SoC territory! We got 30 minutes left to drink and be merry before the dinner bell rings for our Scourge frenemies" (3 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  • Dianne Davis said "Welp, I’m prepared for the signature MMS pastime!" (3 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG swipes his hand across the table in the middle of the room and a mini LED command console opens up. ZGG presses a combination of colored squares. The lights in the lounge cycle through some dark purples, reds, and blues with occassional green lazers" (3 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*The music plays first from lostfire's new MMS brand model BT surgerical chainsaw, and then plays over the lounge speakers*" (3 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*The tune is recognized as - You Really Got Me Now by The Kinks https://youtu.be/fTTsY-oz6Go" (3 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman said "I’m ready! *takes another swig and throws bloody nurse’s cap across the room*" (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Folks we got T-minus 22 minutes before this place gets Scourged and only 3 minutes before drunken naked twister. Anyone who'd like to say goodnight and merry Christmas is advised to do so sooner than later" (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • Kain Markko said "Someone say drunk naked crisco twister!? I’m in!!!" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Head MMS nurse Alicia Huberman! You are out of uniform! I approve!" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG parts with his outfit in front of the crowd, departing with all attire spare his 3D glasses, walks over to the naked Twister free as a bird and sits along the side*" (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman said "*tosses raincoat into the crowd*" (3 hours and 39 minutes ago)
  • Kain Markko said "Time to let the “boys” roam free! “ Kain tears off his clothes like a male stripper”" (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman said "Bye bye fuel-soaked bloody T-shirt!" (3 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman said "I hope no-one’s filming this! *Takes one last giant swig of Greenhow Gutrot, grabs the spinner* Right face Green! *passes out face-first onto a green dot*" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary said "Marinade time! *mixes some Greenhow Gutrot and Caiger Cooler together. slugs it down and mixes another before walking walking over to the naked Twister* Where did that joint go? *looks around* Pan, are you bogarting?" (3 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary said "I'd like to add some smokiness to the upcoming feast. *watches Alicia pass out on the Twister board and pulls her out of the way before she's accidentally tea bagged* I got ya girl." (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary said "*pulls off ball gown to reveal a black tank top that says *Dinner's Served* across the chest and and shorts that say *Bite Me*. Picks up a bottle of hot sauce and pours it over her head* Spice is always the key to a good meal." (3 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Okay so I've never participated in this ancient MMS tradition before. I spin this spinner, and then it lands on a color.. and I have to put a body part on that color?" (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
  • FennisZotorman said "😱 Naked Twister.... I don't think I signed up for that... Takes Trix's 💜 c'mon girlie time we left.... Thanks for the gift GG .... Grabs her bag 👜... I'll be around with first aid ⚕️ tommorow... Rigger are you coming or staying" (3 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG spins the spinner, left hand - yellow. He places his left hand on yellow. His face is very close to Night Mary's head. The smell of a vinegar based hot sauce makes his eyes water*" (3 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and familiar bellowing from very close by. (3 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • FennisZotorman said "For the debauchery🤔 maybe I'll just take the keys 🔑 to the pickup and drive myself 😉" (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • 5 MeO DMT said "Time to cut down the tree." (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the tree. (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • 5 MeO DMT said "Time to cut down the tree." (3 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Kain Markko said "Here we go, left foot red! Whoa! Almost stepped on you Alicia. “Kain taps the unconscious Alicia lightly with his right foot” You ok? “Kain shrugs his shoulders” still breathing means still playing!" (3 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Kain Markko said "Merry Christmas Rotting Rita!" (3 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mrhha Grh!zm!z!" (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Imgonnadiesoon out into the street. (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "😱My Truck🚚 She took my truck 😬.. looks like I'll be walking🚶‍♂️.. Does this mean I'm in the 🐶🏠??🤔 Holds out right thumb👍Grabs the megaphone 🗣📣 Attention festive family anyone got a spare seat in their ride?😎" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • Dianne Davis said "I recognize that zeds are swarming us, but I need to experience a couple rounds of Twister first! *throws herself into the fray*" (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie dragged Keichix out into the street. (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Bree Kong, InfestedJerk, Gudrun Osvifsdottir and Rotting Rita! Merry Christmas you undead zombos!" (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary said "*swats away Albert's rotting claw* Getting a little handsey there Albert. Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean you can take liberties." (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Marrh barhah" (2 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG spins the spinner, right foot yellow*" (exactly 2 hours ago)
  • ZombGG said "Uhh, Night Mary, my apologies" (exactly 2 hours ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG slides his right foot past NM and plants it on yellow*" (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman said "*wakes up, looks around* Oh Twister! I thought I was playing that? How did I get on the floor? *staggers upright* Hang on, hello zombies! Enjoying the feast? *throws arms wide* My blood is 99% alcohol! Who wants some?" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
  • Trixie Treat said "oh. they left. I guess I have to go too. *waves bye* Merry Christmas everyone! *waves to the zombies and leaves them some gingerbread cookies*" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
  • Zedd Unicron said "Easy, Albert. Not on the first date!" (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG's stomach bellows as if he was one of the six zombies present*" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
  • Zedd Unicron revivified a zombie. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Oh man the munchies are setting in! InfestedJerk, you are looking mighty delicious. *ZGG dips 6 bullets into a bowl of hot sauce and loads them into his pistol one at a time*" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "I bet I could marinate you real well with this simple trick! And Zedd! Watch you swing that tree!" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Oh jeez, I'm *hic* slurring my words now.." (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG fires a hot sauce -laced bullet into InfestedJerk*, and then uses his combat chef knife to pluck a piece of rotten flesh off the zombie, and chews it with a gleeful expression*" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Sweet Kevan Almighty! What flavor! This trick has revolutionized the way I'll be hunting you zombos! By lacing my bullets with various delicious marinades, I can save myself mucho time later in the kitchen!" (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG adjusts his 3D glasses and looks at an unattended champagne glass half filled with Greenhow Gutrot - and dunks a pistol bullet into the glass, loads it into the chamber, and fires at Bree Kong*" (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago) (They're still here.)
  • ZombGG stabbed you with a knife for 2 damage. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago) (They're still here.)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG uses his combat chef knife to carve a piece off Bree Kong, and chews upon it, really savoring the flavor, trying to break it down with a scientific intrigue*" (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Oo booze marinated zombo beef! If it's this good raw, I can only imagine what a bit of fire would do to this flavor!!" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "I know you zombos are supposed to be munching on us this Christmas evening. I just worked up a royal buzz and I feel like I could eat every zombie in Ridleybank tonight!!" (1 hour and 1 minute ago)
  • ZombGG said "I need a distraction. Who wants to play House of the Dead 2 on this arcade machine I found in Hildebrand Mall? Both gun controllers still work and I got the keys to get our quarters back if we lose all our lives. Anyone?" (exactly 1 hour ago)
  • ZombGG said "Rotting Rita, I have a Christmas gift for you too." (56 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG hands Rotting Rita a plushie brain with a zipper. Unzipping the plushie brain for his zombie friendo, he pulls a ticket out from inside*" (55 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "This is my death certificate Rotting Rita. It belongs to you today. Has my name on it and everything. Feel free to redeem it whenever, jsut sign the time and begin chewing away. Just a warning, if you start seeing rainbows after a few bites, don't sweat" (54 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "It'll go away after 8-12 hours. Just Enjoy the ride. Merry Christmas RR! *ZGG hugs the queen of undeath*" (53 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "I formerly announce the Christmas Truce to be over.. til next year! Or perhaps, this coming New Year's Eve?" (47 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Happy hunting everyone and may RNG bless you all!" (47 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (34 minutes ago) (They're still here.)
  • A zombie said "MARRAH G-ZAZMAZ!" (24 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Nah bang-bang!" (21 minutes ago)
  • Zedd Unicron said "Whoops, Aranamor. I had" (20 minutes ago)
  • Zedd Unicron said "A" (20 minutes ago)
  • Zedd Unicron said "Firearms accident.*hiccup*" (20 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary said "*lift one arm and sniffs then does the same with the other* What, do I smell or something? A room fulla drooling deadheads and the only action I can get is a little grab ass from Albert. *shakes head* This is really hard on my fragile ego." (17 minutes ago)
  • Zedd Unicron said "I've been asmirokg" (17 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • A zombie said "Hahgz!" (16 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Rita. I’ve been waiting for you to arrive. Mrhha Gr!zm!z, Z!zz!r." (3 minutes ago)
  • Gudrun Osvifsdottir stood up. (3 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "! ambraz zambah Barhah & ! Make a ton of zambahz. Nahm if you please. But if you skip this meal I will deliver many times more to your ranks." (1 minute ago)

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