12/26/2019 07:30:58
Roftwood

Jason Prescott Zedd Unicron Thaddeus Grundel Alicia Huberman Doc Spalding ...
11 zombies
You are Bree Kong and you are dead. You have 60 Hit Points and 35501 Experience Points. You have 22 Action Points remaining.

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You are inside the Pendell Arms, an abandoned pub. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Jason Prescott (56HP), Zedd Unicron (56HP), Thaddeus Grundel (56HP), Alicia Huberman (54HP), Doc Spalding (54HP) and doofus217 (15HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. The bar has been decorated with a length of tinsel.

Somebody has spraypainted Merry Xmas from the Roftwood Coordination Center!! onto a wall.

There is a mob of eleven other zombies here, seven of them from your horde. You recognise Zomboss3000, Albert Finny, Party Boi, Aranamor, Gudrun Osvifsdottir, doomed death, EasyDinner and Jan Breydel amongst them.

There are four dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

  • Hate Crime said "I accept that, Bree." (11 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Thaddeus Grundel said "I guess the party’s getting turned up a notch if we’re trading infections now" (exactly 11 hours ago)
  • Thaddeus Grundel said "I think I missed naked twister, but that’s not gonna stop me from stripping off my clothes now anyway" (10 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • Pan D'emic said "Mmm, feeling a bit light-headed. Zambah hugs and kisses always get to my head. Who needs alcohol when you have zambahs." (10 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • Pan D'emic said "Thanks OG ZambahGG for throwing this party, it's always good to wake up in a good company after a big day and night of indulging. :-)" (10 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change." (10 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river." (10 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back." (10 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream." (10 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Hellooo Mr. Frog! called the scorpion across the water, Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?" (10 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me? asked the frog hesitantly. Because, the scorpion replied, If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!" (10 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!" (10 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "This is true, agreed the scorpion, But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!" (10 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me? said the frog." (10 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Ahh..., crooned the scorpion, Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river," (10 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!" (10 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger." (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river." (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown." (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current." (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back." (10 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs." (10 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "You fool! croaked the frog, Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?" (10 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back." (10 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "I could not help myself. It is my nature." (10 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river." (10 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Zz!zz!z hrah mah zambah am. Am zzharrah." (10 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime strangled ZombGG with a length of tinsel. (10 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG rose from the dead as a zombie. (10 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime revivified a zombie. (10 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Pan D'emic said "Archie, old buddy old pal. Been a while!" (10 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Pan D'emic killed Archie Wright with a pistol. (10 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG stood up. (10 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  • A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (10 hours and 1 minute ago) ...and again.
  • Pan D'emic killed Night Mary with a pistol. (9 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  • Pan D'emic said "Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Kiss the boys and make them wary. Things are getting just a little bit scary. It's a wonder I can still breathe." (9 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime strangled Triggerhappy555 with a length of tinsel. (9 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary rose from the dead as a zombie. (9 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • Zedd Unicron revivified a zombie. (9 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Night Mary! I was hoping I could do this before we all got our Christmas spirits clawed outta us! Better zed than never I suppose -" (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "Oh SNAP ZEDD YOU ROCK!!" (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary stood up. (9 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Barhah" (9 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie gestured at ZombGG. (9 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "BARHAH" (9 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • A zombie destroyed the tree. (9 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Rrrh ham" (9 hours and 42 minutes ago)
  • A zombie tore a set of Christmas lights down. (9 hours and 42 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG gently grabs Night Mary's hands and slides her over to a particular place in the secret spacious lounge. He points up and above them is a mistletoe. ZGG gives Night Mary a short & sweet Christmas kiss*" (9 hours and 40 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*The speakers begin playing - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by John Mellencamp*" (9 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "https://youtu.be/zsat4e8jgHA" (9 hours and 38 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up said "Staggering back in looking for his Keys 🔑 he accidentally discharges his firarm..💥..🤪.Oops Sorry pandy" (9 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • I'm all riggered up killed Pan D'emic with a pistol. (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary said "*sqeezes Zomb's hand, winks and smiles^ Christmas wouldn't be complete without a kiss under the mistletoe. I'm gonna risk getting on Santa's naughty list for next year by being greedy *leans in and gives Zomb one more quick kiss & whispers* so worth it." (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
  • Hate Crime said "https://youtu.be/t_KiHRHwaAs" (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  • ZombGG said "*ZGG grins ear to ear and blushes a shade of red that would make a cherry look pink* Zedd Unicron, for helping me make this magic happen I would like to kiss my first unicron! *ZGG fastens his 3D glasses, and pecks Zedd on her unicron lips* Woah skittles!" (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Aagh! Gag mah zambah rh!hz hra zbhhn." (9 hours and 9 minutes ago)
  • Pan D'emic rose from the dead as a zombie. (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  • Alicia Huberman said "What he said. *points at Aranamor*" (8 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mah zambah rz nahmanbagz, zzangz." (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  • Thaddeus Grundel said "Well said, Aranmor" (8 hours and 31 minutes ago)
  • MTset said "....this was not the kind of Christmas celebration I had in mind..." (8 hours and 13 minutes ago)
  • MTset killed a zombie with a fire axe. (8 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • Indiana Jone said "I feel sick.." (8 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  • Kain Markko said "Infection!!! the gift that keeps on giving! Thank you Bree Kong ! “Kain looks around the pub at the crowd of survivors and zombies as “These are the days “ by Natalie merchant and the 10,000 maniacs plays in his head “" (7 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • Kain Markko said "“Kain smiles as single tear runs down his cheek “ This has been a Christmas to remember! Kain yells loudly!" (7 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Night Mary. (7 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • Night Mary rose from the dead as a zombie. (7 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Mah zambah hag harmanz" (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed ZombGG. (6 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by. (6 hours and 29 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Grh!zzmaz marrh" (6 hours and 27 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Rm arh rh hrh arh, brh hrh na rrm rh hra rrh!" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Indiana Jone. (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "Namnamnam, ghanghz. Mrhha Grh!zm!z" (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Hate Crime. (4 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Gudrun Osvifsdottir. (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  • Gudrun Osvifsdottir rose from the dead as a zombie. (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  • A zombie bit Kain Markko to death. (4 hours and 18 minutes ago)
  • A zombie said "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" (4 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by. (4 hours and 17 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  • Brom Armostrong revivified a zombie. (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Benigno. (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
  • You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed lostfire. (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed FlattopAvenger. (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
  • A zombie killed Imgonnadiesoon. (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)

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